I'm a fuxking fool!! =.=

    Afternoon, I went out,when I just left the building ,it hit me all of a sudden that I didn't take my watch which is very important to me.
    So I came back to take it,fortunately,the lift is just stay at floor 1,I went into the lift,at the same time,I heard that someone went into the building,so I press the "open" button to keep lift's door open for the guy's coming,but it went wrong,the door didn't keep opening!! Contrarily,the door closed rapidly. I pressed again,but
it's of no help. Then the lift begin to move up.

    Why??? This shouldn't be so!! I stared at the "open" button preciously,OMFG!!! It's not "open",it's "close"..........I outed..... All that because of my deep imagination that "the left button is <open>,right one is <close>...."
    Damn it!!!!! What will the guy thinks of me........? "wicked"? "low quality"? so sad of me....
    At last,I really sorry to that guy whose eyes wide open looking at the lift moving up just from floor 1... "Sorry!!" "Sorry!!" "Sorry!!"....Yea, I said that in my heart 100+ times......
   I'm a fuxkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng fool......